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/* Quote File Auto Converted to Arexx by Zonkerz */
xx=random(1,28,time('s'))
select
when xx=1 then a="Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day."
when xx=2 then a="Man who stand on toilet high on pot."
when xx=3 then a="It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl!"
when xx=4 then a="Man who jizz in cash register come into money."
when xx=5 then a="Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
when xx=6 then a="Man who fart in church must sit in own pew."
when xx=7 then a="Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed."
when xx=8 then a="Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam."
when xx=9 then a="Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk."
when xx=10 then a="Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
when xx=11 then a="Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger."
when xx=12 then a="Learn to masturbate--come in handy."
when xx=13 then a="Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock."
when xx=14 then a="Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy."
when xx=15 then a="Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone."
when xx=16 then a="man who stand on toilet high on pot."
when xx=17 then a="he who farts in church sit in own pew."
when xx=18 then a="man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy!"
when xx=19 then a="man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts."
when xx=20 then a="he who sleep in bed of nails is holy."
when xx=21 then a="do not drink and park, accidents cause people!"
when xx=22 then a="passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly."
when xx=23 then a="man who run through airport sideways is going to Bangkok."
when xx=24 then a="boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand."
when xx=25 then a="squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts."
when xx=26 then a="man who has money to burn makes an ash of himself."
when xx=27 then a="baseball very strange game. How can man with 4 balls walk?"
when xx=28 then a="man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab."
end
'say 2 Confucius Say: 29 'A
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